i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
I'm at about main and main street
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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