at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Come on in and take your pants off
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