is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I am naked and annoyed.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
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