His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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