i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
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