Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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