Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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