I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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