we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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