I don't think brook has ever known best
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
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