I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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