Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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