if you like me you must not know who I am
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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