I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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