Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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