No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
My breasts were aching with rage.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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