I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
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