whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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