Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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