That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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