Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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