What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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