Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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