Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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