Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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