it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
Randomize
