Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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