and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
PS: I just woke up from my shower
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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