I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
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