why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
You need Xanax blowdarts
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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