who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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