they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
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