Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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