He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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