Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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