you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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