I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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