This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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