Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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