laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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