It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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