Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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