i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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