when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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