pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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