So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
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