Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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