Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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