It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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