5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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