Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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