She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
I can't turn off my feet"
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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