why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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