Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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