went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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