whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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